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Confessions of an Accidental Writer

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A haphazard blend of reading, writing, reviewing, and ranting, with frequent breaks for a cup of tea.

Check in for updates on all my projects, as well as anything else that has inexplicably grabbed my attention.

Before and After Publication

Super-author Mandy Hubbard (whose fantastic debut novel, PRADA AND PREJUDICE is already in its fourth printing!) wrote an insightful (and very honest) piece about how having a book published has changed her life as a writer. It’s a question authors get asked a lot, and got me thinking . . .

I think Mandy’s list is great, and almost identical to what I would have written. (I’m not quite as overcome with envy, to be honest, but I know that most authors are.) But there are a couple of other things I’ve noticed that she doesn’t mention, and because it’s an interesting topic, I thought I’d weigh in.

SELF-CRITIQUING

Talking about writing, Mandy says “I’m no longer to the point where I would even consider sending a first draft to critique partners, I’ve become increasingly aware of things I need to revise on my own first.” Ditto that. In fact, after FIVE FLAVORS OF DUMB sold, I didn’t show anyone a single page until it was finished and thoroughly edited. There was no point in inviting criticism when I was still aware of a gazillion things that needed fixing. (Having said that, my readers still pulled it to pieces even after I’d fixed those gazillion problems, but that’s why I have readers, right?)

But I’ve noticed the same thing happening with my reading. I’m quickly able to pick up on details that I would have overlooked once. Things like: the organization of a complicated opening chapter so that it reads easily; the rhythm of sentences; techniques for sustaining tension in lengthy passages, etc. What’s funny is that I’ve had the ability to do that with music for years, but it’s taken longer (and more practice) with writing and reading.

OPPORTUNITIES

Mandy’s right. Opportunities abound for published writers. Only, it goes beyond librarians, teachers, conference talks, booksellers calling, etc. In fact, I’d add a whole subheading called “Research Help,” because once you’re published, experts from every field seem willing to spend time talking about their work. During my background work on FIVE FLAVORS OF DUMB, I’ve:

* been invited to sit in on American Sign Language classes

* corresponded with an audiologist at St. Louis Children’s Hospital

* had a lawyer explain contract law as it applies to minors

* been given a personal tour of our local NBC station by the producer of a live TV show

* received a tutorial on “skewering” from a chess expert

* been educated on the finer points of hair dyeing

* gained insights into Jimi Hendrix’s early life from a rock music historian

* been given total access to Seattle’s famed Showbox theater

This doesn’t even include all the people who have generously read the ENTIRE novel to check for inaccuracies relating to their field of expertise. Now, I’m not saying that these wonderful people aren’t prepared to assist unpublished writers too–it’s just that announcing the book is scheduled for a fall 2010 release makes everything feel a little more certain and urgent.

By the way, if you don’t already read Mandy’s blog, now’s the time to start. She posts frequently about the experience of being a published author (and the world of writing and publishing in general), and her posts are really interesting, honest, and straightforward. And if you haven’t read PRADA AND PREJUDICE yet, well . . . shame on you!

DUMB update

Yes, indeed, writing really is the most ridiculously gratifying career. In what other job can you justify taking time off to read biographies of Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix, or obsessively (re)watch YouTube footage of the aforementioned artists (pre-suicide/overdose, of course)?

All of which is to say that things are going well on the book front . . . I finished the first draft of Five Flavors of Dumb (to be released by Dial Press in 2010) earlier this year, and got wonderful feedback from my awesome editor, Liz Waniewski. Seriously, there’s nothing better than getting that first revision letter and realizing (a) your editor loves your book, and (b) has precisely the same vision for it as you.

Anyhoo, the second draft has now been finished as well, and I can already confidently declare that this novel is everything I hoped it would be. In fact, it’s MORE than I hoped it would be: about 15000 words more, in fact. But that’s what editing is all about, right?

Author panels rock

Just before I began a YA panel last Thursday at the McClay branch of the St Charles public library, Heather Brewer (awesome writer of the VLADIMIR TOD series) asked me if I’d ever done one before. I said I hadn’t, to which she replied: “Oh, you’re going to love this. Author panels rock.” And you know what? She was dead right.

The panel also featured Susan McBride (awesome writer of THE DEBS series), and the three of us had a blast. The audience was large and enthusiastic, and we could have kept going for hours. True, some of the older audience members may have begun to drift off by then, but never mind.

The great thing about author panels is that it although they are supposed to be an informative forum for readers and would-be writers, they also give the authors themselves a chance to exchange ideas, share experiences, and remember that we have a job like any other . . . only much more fun. I can’t say enough about Heather and Susan, who made me feel like one of the gang, even though I’ve got a long way to go before matching their skill and accomplishments. And to the organizers, all I can say is: When can we do it again? 

The YA trio takes on St Charles, MO

I’m really excited about an event coming up next week. For a start, it features two great YA authors–and me, I’m afraid, but don’t be put off–plus it’s always interesting to hear authors go back and forth about how they work, why they write what they do, etc. Please come along and attempt to stump us with a mind-bending question. 

Teens Writing

Thursday, March 12th, 7 pm
McClay Library
2760 McClay Road
St Charles, Missouri 63303

For teens and those interested in writing for teens, meet Susan McBride, author of THE DEBS, Antony John, author of BUSTED, Heather Brewer, author of CHRONICLES OF VLADIMIR TODD on Thursday, March 12, 7 pm at McClay Library. This event is sponsored by St Charles City County Library District and Main Street Books.

Act your age!

I have to admit, nothing’s quite so thrilling as getting genuine, unsolicited comments from teens that have read my book and actually liked it. It’s kind of crazy, I know, but even after finding favor with an agent and a publisher and several editors, I still half expected BUSTED to be dismissed by its target audience. The fact that it hasn’t been is terrific, and reminds me how incredibly fortunate I am to be a writer.

However, all is not sweetness and light in Brookbank (the setting for the novel). Rumblings are afoot that BUSTED has been falling into the wrong hands, and frankly, it’s terrifying.

Despite a cover that’s about as attractive to adults as a government health warning, rumor has it that BUSTED has been read, reread, and inwardly digested by People of Advancing Years. From middle-aged Americans to my 93-year-old great aunt in Toronto, adults everywhere have been procuring copies with little or no regard for the fact that I’m pathologically incapable of writing about anyone over the age of fifty. Don’t they know any better?

Worst of all, these “mature” readers say they actually like the book. Truly, these are dark, dark times.

Mad crazy book-signing month

My introduction to the world of book signings has come to a temporary close, and what a trial-by-fire it has been. After five events in three weeks, I can honestly say that I enjoy talking about books a lot, and that booksellers are on the fast-track to sainthood. I can also say that it really interferes with writing, so I’m looking forward to a few weeks off.

Still, there were highlights, reminders that the life of a YA writer is a position of insane good fortune, and that writers of books for children and young adults are possibly the finest group of people in the world. For instance . . .

On October 11th, I attended the Saint Louis Big Read. At the author breakfast that morning, I chatted to Laurie Keller, whose picture books my son devours on a daily basis. She was funny, charming, and so modest that she seemed elated to discover there’s a three-year-old who thinks she rocks. Then she did a reading where dozens of children belly-laughed at everything she said. It was brilliant.

The main reason for me being at The Big Read was so I could introduce Catherine Gilbert Murdock, whose books (DAIRY QUEEN; THE OFF SEASON; PRINCESS BEN) are simply spectacular. Again, meeting Catherine reminded me how delightful and down-to-earth authors are. We chatted over breakfast, continued chatting before and after her reading, and chatted some more when she came for dinner. She even let my son systematically erase vital programs on her iPhone without once expressing concern. And yes, she’s as fabulously bright and entertaining as her books would lead you to imagine.

On October 30th, I flew to Seattle for a book signing at the University Village Barnes & Noble. I arrived around noon, and drove downtown, where fellow debut YA author Mandy Hubbard dashed out from work to meet over lunch. (Her novel, PRADA AND PREJUDICE, comes out next summer.) Unfortunately, Mandy and I never actually met while I was living in Seattle–that would have been far too convenient–but we’ve corresponded since, and it was great to chat about all things YA. Again, Mandy reminded how wonderfully humble YA authors seem to be. It’s like we’ve all decided that we’re getting away with the world’s coolest scam, and no one wants to blow it.

At the signing, a lot of friends came out and lent their support, most of them former customers at the Coffee Crew (where I was a barista for a couple of years). Not very many of them fitted what you might call the “target demographic” of YA, but they asked excellent questions, and even laughed encouragingly when I read excerpts from the book. By the end of the evening, I didn’t even feel like a complete impostor anymore. Look, I even know how to hold a pen . . . I must be an author!   

Today’s the day . . .

that Busted comes out. I just visited my local bookstore, but I guess all the people who camped out overnight to get the first copies must have dispersed already.

In celebration of this momentous event, I did what all neurotic authors do and checked my amazon.com rank. And you know what? I’d entered the world of the top one million. Yep, there are no longer a million books out there selling better than mine. If I had time, I’d write a speech to commemorate the occasion.

Trouble is, I wasn’t sure what that ranking really meant. So I searched for info on the amazon sales rankings, and discovered that my ranking means that amazon is shifting at least 0.5 copies per day. This confounds and disturbs me. I want to know which half of the book people are buying. And what is amazon doing with all the leftover halves? I’m wondering if they’ll tell me which half sold best, so that I can try to work out what I did wrong with the other half. Seriously, I’m the first to admit I still have a lot to learn.

But for now I’ll just enjoy the knowledge that it’s out there, its shiny blue cover enticing readers who still aren’t sure which half to buy. Hey, why not buy it all?

Coming soon to a bookstore near you

I always figured that if I were fortunate enough to have a book published, I’d try to schedule lots of author events. I like meeting anyone who’s the slightest bit creative, and I like sharing stories of what makes me tick, so book signings seemed a natural fit. Well, I’m pleased to say I’ve got events aplenty, starting on October 11 (which was the earliest I was allowed to begin scheduling). So if you’re in Missouri or Seattle (or anywhere close) in October, please read on!

OCT 11, ST LOUIS, MO:  On Saturday October 11 from 3.30-4.15pm, I’ll be introducing Catherine Gilbert Murdock (yes, the author of DAIRY QUEEN. Yes, I know, it’s amazing and I’m honored. Yes, I’m nervous as hell) at The Big Read Festival (www.bigread.net). I’ll even sign copies of Busted if I can stop my hand from shaking. Address: Clayton High School Campus, Clayton MO 63105

OCT 16, ST LOUIS, MO:  On Thursday 16th at 7pm I’ll be doing my first solo signing (with a talk and questions) at the renowned Left Bank Books at 399 N Euclid, St Louis MO 63108 (314-367-6731). Come watch me hyperventilate!

OCT 18, ROLLA, MO:  On Saturday 18th from 1-3pm I’ll be chatting with and signing books for the good shoppers at The Reader’s Corner at 819 N Pine St, Rolla MO 65401 (573-426-4434). I’m hoping to use the time to talk to anyone who comes by about any aspect of writing and publishing that interests them, so please come meet me.

OCT 25, ST CHARLES, MO:  On Saturday 25th from 1-3pm I’ll be hanging out at Main Street Books on 307 S Main St, St Charles MO 63301 (636-949-0105). Like at Rolla, I really intend to just hang out, sign books, and meet readers, so please come along.

OCT 30, SEATTLE, WA:  On Thursday 30th at 7pm, I’ll be returning to my old stomping grounds at the University Village Barnes and Noble for a talk, questions, and signing. I can’t wait to see old friends again, so let’s hope they show up! The address is: Barnes & Noble, University Village Shopping Center, Seattle WA 98105 (206-517-4107).

Busted goes to Britain

This week I was press-ganged cajoled into starting a Facebook account, to complement my MySpace account. I’ll admit it, I was reluctant, partly because my MySpace page is pretty, and partly because there ought to be a limit on how many sites feature my ugly noggin (head, for you non-Brits). But my critics were persistent. If you don’t have a Facebook account you’re a total loser, they argued reasonably, then poked their tongues out at me for emphasis.

So I started a Facebook page, and within a day I had “friend” requests from 20 people, most of whom are from Way Back When in England. I admit it, tongue-poking critics, you were right. Now I’m aware that 20 people in the world like tolerate me, I don’t feel like a loser at all.

As an added bonus, some of these goodly folks appear to have started a Busted fan club in England. One even wrote to me to say that Busted is available for pre-order in Britain on amazon.co.uk, which I, um . . . hadn’t quite realized. Here’s the URL:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0738713732/

So, if you’re reading this, “new” friends and (old) family members in Britain, you have no excuse anymore. Busted will be hitting your shores soon. And while the US postal service will be gutted to learn that I won’t be mailing several copies across the Atlantic, I’m seriously relieved not to have to take on another bank loan to do it. I’m so chuffed, I’ll even email throw in a free American-English dictionary to anyone who buys a copy of Busted, so you can understand what the heck I’ve written.

Learning from my mistakes

Today, I bit the bullet and Googled myself. Or rather, I Googled my book, figuring it was about time I uncovered any negative reviews and took the authors off my Christmas card list. 

Trouble is, even with the most specific search terms imaginable (”antony john busted confessions flux”) I was flooded with links to all sorts of news items I’d rather not think about. As of today, Google connects my precious little novel with:

* John Edwards busted for adultery

* Carmelo Anthony busted for marijuana possession

* CNN reporter Richard Quest busted for drugs

Sensing a theme here? I sure am, and so I’ve decided to learn from my mistakes. In future, my book titles will only comprise various combinations of the following words: cute, cuddly, happy, fairy, kindness, patience, sharing, twinkly, baubles.

Oh yeah, baby. You may as well start engraving my name on the Pulitzer Prize right now.